SQL Query Funny!!!!!

Published August 16, 2011 by anny1with1life

Wedding Query…….. …….. (SQL Style)

HUSBAND’S QUERY

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )

AS
BEGIN

SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’

AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus =’ThreeStoreyed’
AND
BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null

AND Sisters =Full

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance

FROM FatherInLaw

UPDATE MyBankAccout

SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal

UPDATE MyLocker

SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold

INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES (‘BMW’)
END
GO

Then the wife writes the below query:

DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;

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