Joke of the Day..

Published January 12, 2010 by anny1with1life

A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast.

The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store,

do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction,

leaves.

Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.

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